So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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