i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So squirting runs in the family.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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