what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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