Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Vodka?
Forever.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
