Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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