rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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