okay pat passed out under dana's car
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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