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Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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