he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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