is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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