I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Randomize
