I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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