did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He shit in the fireplace
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
