The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
