Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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