No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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