she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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