: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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