it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
They have beer where we have blood.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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