help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There r osticjed everywhere
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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