your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you had me at cake vodka
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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