if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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