on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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