maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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