I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
