Having a random hookup so left but love u
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
