I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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