Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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