Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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