you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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