My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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