Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
