only if we run a train.
done.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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