This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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