that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
