My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
They took my balls.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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