i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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