Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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