if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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