Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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