Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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