Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Randomize
