She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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