Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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