Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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