I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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