I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It's blow job season.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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