Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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