Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
True strength comes from lack of pants
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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