Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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