I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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