is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
high people should be assigned attendants
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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