ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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