Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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