I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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