u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Randomize
